Finally, a snake you'll actually want in your house. Meet the Snake Warmie, a 13-inch plush that slithers right past all your expectations and coils himself comfortably around your heart. He's fully microwavable, so a quick zap turns him into hours of soothing warmth that wraps around you like, well, a snake, but the cozy kind instead of the nightmare kind. He's scented with real dried French lavender, because this is one serpent who prefers smelling like a French garden over a swamp, and he's perfectly weighted at 2 lbs for a sensory experience that makes holding him surprisingly calming. Got a kid who's obsessed with reptiles? This is the pet-friendly version. Need cooling relief on a hot day? Pop him in the freezer for a refreshing cold hug. Safe for all ages and measuring 13"x8"x6", he requires zero terrariums, zero live mice, and zero hissing. Just microwave, drape around your shoulders, and enjoy the coziest constrictor experience of your life. He won't bite, we promise.
Why it belongs in your kitchen
- Microwavable for hours of soothing warmth, draping around you like the world's comfiest scarf
- Scented with real French lavender, the classiest-smelling snake you'll ever meet
- Freezer-safe for cooling relief when the kitchen's been hot all afternoon
- At 2 lbs of perfectly weighted softness, he's the snakiest cuddle buddy around
