Forget the tea towels for a sec, we've got a curly-haired companion who's ready to steal your heart. Meet Patch, the Warmies Curly Dog, a 13-inch plush that's basically a golden retriever in spirit and a heated comfort buddy in practice. Just pop him in the microwave and he'll give you hours of soothing warmth, which is honestly more affection than most real dogs offer when you ask them to sit on your lap for warmth. He's scented with real dried French lavender, because even a curly dog deserves to smell fabulous, and he's perfectly weighted for a sensory experience that makes holding him feel like a genuine hug. He can also go in the freezer for cooling relief, making him a year-round comfort companion through every season. Safe for all ages, measuring 13"x8"x6", and weighing in at 2 lbs, Patch is ready to be the most loyal, low-maintenance pup you've ever owned. No walks required, no kibble to buy, just microwave and snuggle. He's a very good boy.
Why it belongs in your kitchen
- Microwavable for hours of soothing warmth, the perfect post-cooking cooldown companion
- Scented with real French lavender, so your whole space smells like a fancy spa
- Freezer-safe for cooling relief when the kitchen gets a little too toasty
- At 2 lbs of perfectly weighted comfort, he's the best behaved dog in the house
